bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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