i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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