we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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