You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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