....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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