we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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