Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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