why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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