I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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