I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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