i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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