Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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