I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize