Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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