if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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