you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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