hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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