I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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