Only a mothe r could love this liver
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Randomize
