i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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