He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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