Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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