This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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