so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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