so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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