If i come over, it means nothing
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
