question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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