They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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