Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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