what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
