why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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