I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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