oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
don't judge my taste in strippers
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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