I wish I could teleport
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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