Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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