He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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