Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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