if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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