i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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