Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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