I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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one two three fourrrrnication!
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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we're making bets on your personal life
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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