Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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