turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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