I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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