I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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