On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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