I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We are two peas in an std pod
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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