I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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