Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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