What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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