piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She's just so happy...and so naked.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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