I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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