I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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