this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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