I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize